Idk what to put here so fried chicken

oomshi:

*takes your virginity & slam dunks it into the trash*

(via leeds-bracelet)

unitedstatesofbooty:

im sad to the core _core^core

everything is a chore _chorechore

when u give i want more _more^more

i wanna be adored cuz im a 

^primadon_na  gi^rl 

(via homwrecker)

dirkkat:

i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts

(via leeds-bracelet)

secretlymisha:

as far as i can tell from my dash there’s some sort of gay musical olympics going on that only europe was invited to

(via edshizza)

trisarahdactyl:

michaelceratops:

osointricate:

I wonder what President Lincoln would think about there being a movie about him killing vampires. 

“whats a movie”

#’fuck you im not going into another theater’

(via justadeludedshipper)

tomlinsarse:

[wraps louis in a blanket] shhh its okay everyone already knows youre better than them just stay away from twitter and go have some tea

(via louiswilliams)

thatswhatlarrysaid:

WHY IS GREAT PRONOUNCED GRATE WHEN GREAT’S SUFFIX IS -EAT WHICH IS PRONOUNCED EET LIKE WHY IS IT SUDDENLY ATE I DON’T UNDERSTAND 

searching for a song you don’t know the name of or any of the lyrics to.

sodamnrelatable:

(Source: masondale, via scoutless55)

leedskiss:

“niall i need to come inside”

“whats the password?”

*long heavy sigh*

“niall is the craic daddy wey hey”

(via scoutless55)

the-stylinson-couple:

I guess dick-head syndrome runs in his family

p0ndorica:

p0ndorica:

sometimes i see dudes on the internet like “ya i have a 10 inch dick” and then i eat a 6 inch subway sandwich and im looking at this sandwich and its like..idk how almost double that would be a good thing my vagina winces at the thought 

it was 4am and i compared a penis to a sandwich

(via thatswhatlarrysaid)